Ukraine seems to be all the news today. Everyone in Washington pointing fingers at everyone else for vague conspiracies that involve Ukraine.
I've asked my liberal friends exactly what Trump did and received:
"He made a Ukrainian guy tell him something about Biden."
"I just know that you can't talk to Ukraine."
"He's an ass."
My conservative friends were a bit more specific regarding Biden's blunder:
"His son was doing something corrupt."
"Wasn't he the one that shot himself hunting?"
Obviously, this topic has been well covered. So I move we discuss Russia.
I read recently that we had an astronaut in space.
Here is a picture NASA posted:
This was posted by our American astronaut Andrew Morgan. What struck me about the photo was the thought, "how the hell did he take it since we stopped our space program in 2011!!!"
Here I have gone eight years assuming America was done with space. To my chagrin, we only stopped sending shuttles up at that time. We still send astronauts. In fact... we pay Russia to send them on their spaceships. It costs 75-85 million per astronaut. And yes... I looked... sending a shuttle up ourselves cost 450 million so we are getting a real bargain.
And, by sub-contracting out our space flight, NASA is able to focus more on their next goal - bouncy houses in space. Yes. I kid you not.
bouncy houses in space
These actually are pretty cool. I mean, if you are okay with sudden death being inches away and all that protects you is a carnival ride made by the lowest bidder. But apart from that, I compliment NASA for thinking, "My kid loves the bouncy house. Space is bouncy. Why don't we put those together?"
By the time I got done looking at the different themes for space bouncy houses I had forgotten why I had even begun looking. Then I recalled the pressing issue.
California is on fire.
I blame Arnold Schwarzenegger and his secret calls to Ukraine.
Thursday, October 31, 2019
Bouncy Houses in Space and Schwarzenegger's Ukrainian Phone Calls
In 1991 Dr. Lanza walked up beside me as I headed to lunch. He asked why I hadn't signed up for his creative writing class. I did, and his class changed my life. I then and there decided someday I wanted to write. Fast forward 25 years... After several careers I stepped into teaching so I could have time to write. Thus, here we are! Thanks Dr. Lanza!